RAGE QUIT

I press the A button, it doesn’t do anything.

I press the B button, it doesn’t do anything.

My controller is not lit, TIME TO CHANGE BATTERIES!

I put in new batteries, turn on the controller… Nothing! What’s happening? Why are they all dead?

I watch the screen in horror to see Steven creep up on me, and BAM. I’m dead.

Damn you  Steven! I feel frustrated, inpatient and cheated! But Steven doesn’t hear me, because my controller is dead. Why? No batteries..

I lob my controller at the ground, turn off the television and RAGE quit. EhEheh, a short little story because I was bored.