Were YOU ever chased by fat people? I was, on Gears of War 2. I would turn the corner and hear either Chris or Kyle screaming, then I see a few fat people chasing them. They die and then the fat people chase me.(Phanha) "Oh God Kyle! I told you to take down big fat deliciousness but noooooo. You had to go terrorist suicide again!" (Kyle) " Haha, I love grenades, they're sooo SCRUMPTIOUS." (Chris) " Shut the hell up Kyle, you got us both killed, Gypsie!" (Steven) " OHH MY GOD! STOP SCREAMING! Kyle! Why are you an idiot! " (Kyle) It's not my fault! The wall blocked me!" (Phanha) " MY ASS! You just suck! WHORE!" (Chris) "EH EH EH! Are you thirsty Kyle?" (Kyle) No! I don't even know what you mean by that." (Phanha) "It's okay Kyle everyones thirsty sometime..." (Chris) "It's not dirty, I'm just asking you if you're thirsty." (Kyle) " Maybe." (Chris and Phanha) " Hahahahahaha" (Phanha) " AHHHHHHHH!! STEVEN HELP!! 2 MAULERS AND A GRINDER BEHIND ME!" (Kyle) " Just die already so we can spawn, Lady." (Steven) "Hey Phanha? When do we go to the game tonight" (Phanha) " Nevermind, I got raped back there, and uhmm before 7 I think." (Kyle) "Haha LOSER! (Steven) " Ughhhhhh Oh My God."
That's 1 minute of our day LoL.
I feel so SCRUMPTIOUS ! ;)
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